LIVING IN 2004
You know you're living in 2004 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password
on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real
cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to
reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your mate who works at the
desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch
with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at
work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home,
you accidentally dial "0" or "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different
companies.
. You learn about your redundancy on
the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to
do your job.
12. Contractors out number permanent
staff and are more likely to get
long-service awards.
AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...
13. You read this entire list, and kept
nodding and smiling.
14. As you read this list, you think about
forwarding it to your "friends".
15. You got this email from a friend that
never talks to you anymore, except
to send you jokes from the net.
16. You are too busy to notice there was
no No. 9.
17. You actually scrolled back up to
check that there wasn't a No.9.
18. And now you are laughing at yourself!
Finally, you fwd this to your friends...
